One day Tom Cruise went to a Starbucks and actually liked his coffee-flavored beverage. He liked it so much he asked the barista for the recipe.
"If I give you the recipe," said the barista, "will you give me tips on acting?"
"Well," said Tom Cruise, "This was not the best coffee drink I've ever had in my life, or even all that memorable, but I guess it's worth the hoary secrets to fame and success that it has taken me a lifetime to uncover." And with that, Tom Cruise leaned over and whispered his eldritch formulae in the barista's ears.
"Wow," the barista whispered as Tom Cruise walked away. "That is profound. I shall become the greatest actor the world has ever known."
So he joined a community theater and vlogged on Youtube and he sang and danced his little heart out on street corners and the very next summer he was running the slurpy stand at the movie theater.
THE END
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